Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
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