i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Randomize
