Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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