does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
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jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
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im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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