Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
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