it wasn't lemon gatorade
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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