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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
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