return my video game
i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
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Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
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my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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