who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
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I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
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This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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