Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
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Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
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He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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