Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
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Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
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I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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