Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
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Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
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Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
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