love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
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He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
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I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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