...so i touched it.
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
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We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
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He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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