So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
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I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
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Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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