i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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