i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
My life is pants optional.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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