I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Randomize
