Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
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i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
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Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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