I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
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you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
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We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me