whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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