I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
Randomize
