David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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