He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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