Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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