so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
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In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
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Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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