Betty ford says i'm here all night
This girl is more easily done than said...
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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