We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
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At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
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Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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