I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
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Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
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i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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