Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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