This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I think im going to throw up on grandma
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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