this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
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I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
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She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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