i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
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She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
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I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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