please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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