have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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