id be glad to
accomplished twins. life is a go
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
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I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
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When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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