I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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