I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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