White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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