Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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