i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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