I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
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