College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
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dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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