i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
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The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
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Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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