scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
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med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
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Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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