Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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