Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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