operation harelip BJ is a go
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
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Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
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Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy