Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
Sorry my hands just texted you
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
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