Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
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your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
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Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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