they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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