I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
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It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
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So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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