We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Everyone says I win the strip club
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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