he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Everyone says I win the strip club
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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