I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
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He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
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SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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