Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
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so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
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I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.