I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Duck Duck Cougar?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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