I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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