The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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